He could have made a much more surreal experience for everyone.
How about an armored suit of 5 dollar dvd's, a yellow smiley face mask and the words "DR. Thunder" scrawled on the barrel of his gun. Or better yet, take the smiley face hostage.
"Move any closer and the yellow guy gets it!!"(is that a racial slur?)
Take over the cracker section until they change the cheese "whales" back into goldfish.
In all seriousness, I shop at that Wal-mart. For better or for worse, the vast array of endless products and the cavernous echo of square footage appeal to me. I don't know any small business owners and if I did, it wouldn't be in their best interest to give ME a discount, so shop there I will.
This recently fired Mensa Society member obviously was bitten by the same bug. He WANTED to work there. I agree with the sentiment of "if you don't like working there, go somewhere else...".
Think of it this way--would you like to trade jobs with your counterpart in China? If you don't have enough info to make an informed decision in THAT regard I recommend a quick refresher course in world awareness...by shopping at the Wal-mart on 13th after dark.
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As long as you do what you always done
you'll always git what you always got
As long as you do what you always done
you'll always git what you always got
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